Wednesday, October 27, 2010

english idioms vs. my idioms

an apple a day keeps the doctor away
ur two apples blows my brain away


a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
my bird is worthy of ur bush

don't put all ur eggs in one basket
u can have my eggs in ur basket

AWOL - absent without official leave
it's actually a weekend of lust

get up on the wrong side of the bed
i shud be getting up from ur bed

never bite the hand that feeds you
u can bite but this hands will still do you

you can't judge a book by its cover
i will not judge ur boobs if u take off the cover..(im sorry was that book? i thought it was.. nevermind)

bent over backwards
bent over and back it up, slow

get ur head around something
get ur head around my head

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